Osama allied with Cloned Hitler

9OSAMA Bin Laden has enlisted Adolf Hitler's 46-year-old clone to help him mastermind and win the war on terror that began with the 9-11 terror attacks on New York and Washington and could result in another spectacular strike on the United States before the year is out.

In a top-secret memo to President George W. Bush, CIA director George Tenet warned that the Nazi madman's clone "complements and amplifies Osama's own evil genius" and presents "a clear and present danger" to the United States, both at home and abroad.

The memo went on to say that efforts to find and kill Osama -- and the Hitler clone -- are of paramount importance . . . more important, suggests Tenet, than rebuilding Iraq, keeping the Taliban from regrouping in Afghanistan, shoring up the U.S. economy -- and putting Americans back to work.

"Tenet's not forgetting that Americans come first. He's simply making the point that with Hitler on his team, Osama may now have the means to win the war on terror -- and crush the United States," a CIA source told reporters in Washington, D.C.

"Make no mistake, Hitler raised Germany up out of grinding depression and poverty almost overnight to create one of the most powerful war machines the world has ever known. Could he do it again?

"According to our analysis, yes, he can. With Osama's influence over young and radical Arabs and religious fanatics, he and Hitler have a potential army of millions. No, they don't have German weaponry and industrial might, but they don't need them.

"Osama figured out a long time ago that all you need to terrorize billions of people and shake Western culture to its foundations is a handful of zealots armed with airplane tickets and box cutters.

"There's no telling what scheme Hitler will come up with to take advantage. Just thinking about it scares the hell out of me."

It's not clear when Osama recruited Hitler's clone to the cause of terror, although it almost certainly has been within the past six months.

And intelligence sources say it never would have happened if the Russians hadn't created the evil Fuhrer's clone in 1957 using experimental technology and a tissue sample that was seized from Otto Guensche, an aide to Hitler who burned the Nazi dictator's body to keep it from the advancing Soviets in the final days of World War II.